The modestly-priced headphones feature the same crystal clear sound Beats By Dre is known for, but they also come with the added benefit of looking like they were forged by a team of Wookies hoping to win a “design the saddest and most decadent way to listen to the Skrillex/Korn collaboration while wearing ear muffs” contest. Featuring fur actually sheared from the decaying carcass of Clifford The Big Red Dog, the
headphones are guaranteed to make you the toast of your next shareholders meeting.
Added bonus: If you listen to Watch The Throne on these headphones, you will gain the ability to shoot 18-karat diamonds out of your fingertips, but if you attempt to pick up the diamonds they will evaporate into the air as the sound of Dre laughing to himself and not working on Detox lulls you into a numb, trance-like sleep. Buy now!