For those who have not seen swag coming out of ovaries, it is time to buy tickets for Kreayshawn‘s summer tour. The L.A.-based, Bay Area mastermind behind “Gucci Gucci” will be taking her Odd Future sideshow the White Girl Mob to five cities across the U.S. this August, including the POPPED! Music Festival in Philadelphia.

White Girl Mob has only played one show to date, a sold-out San Francisco event that attracted music executives interested in signing the 21-year-old WGM ringleader who claims to “run the fucking Bay.” In the few weeks since then, Kreayshawn has signed to Columbia, ignited the blogosphere and, according to MTV, is now is working on directing a music video for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

This summer tour is a unique opportunity to experience WGM’s grimy stoner chick mayhem before Columbia programs the lead bitch to be a Gwen Stefani/Lady Gaga/M.I.A./NorCal-Ke$ha disaster—soon, the only thing chaining her to her charming and trashy Oakland roots will be her rather tasteless tattoos. Presale tickets are available via Kreayshawn’s website and include a download to an unreleased track titled “Rich Whores,” a limited edition T-shirt and access to a pre-show meet and greet with Kreayshawn herself. There is no official word as to whether Kreayshawn’s associates, the crass V-Nasty and mysterious Lil Debbie (whose name is not short for Deborah), will be at the fan pow-wows, but guests can safely expect munchies. In fact, at several of her shows, full meals are available with ticket purchases in order to feed all her fans’ “robot munchies.”

In her own words, “Hold your buttcheeks together guys, cuz Kreayshawn’s coming!” Hopefully, V-Nasty will stay out of jail long enough to make it.

Tour Dates For Kreayshawn:
08/18 – New York, NY – Highline Ballroom
08/19 – Chicago, IL – Bottom Lounge
08/25 – San Francisco, CA – Slim’s
08/27 – Los Angeles, CA – The Roxy
09/24 – Philadelphia, PA – POPPED! Music Festival