Kaiju Big Battel in 3-D | Warsaw | April 3
"Rawwwwr!" - Dino Kang Jr.
Kaiju Big Battel hosted a great night of Fightos and pierogis at Waraw last Friday. Hero Intern graduated by walloping the pointy-headed fatty Vegetius and French Toast got served by American Beetle in the International House Of Pain Fighto. There was a 13-monster Robox Rumble which brought out the likes of space pirate Gii, Steam-Powered Tentacle Boulder, eternal underdog Call-Me-Kevin and others. I was rooting for Steam-Powered Tentacle Boulder, who nearly went the distace but somehow the innocous Dino Kang Jr. took home the title. Disco divo Super Wrong saw some ring time in a celebratory dance party but no sooner did he bring the boogie than the Furious Furries crashed the party to laid the smack down on his tassled behind.
Dusto Bunny: Cute 'n cuddly.
But immediately after the initial battel Dr. Cube reared his symetrical head to reveal devastating news: the Kaiju Commissioner was murdered! And if that was chaos enough, mustachioed Referee Jingi has gone missing as well!And then Dr. Cube stole the cute li’l Baby Space Deviler! Kaiju Big Battel was out of control and in the hands of evil!
But lo! The Commissioner had left directions to a secret treasure map! In the battel for the map the nafarious D.W. Cycloptopus III defeated shaggy walking mop Dusto Bunny and stole the treasure map.
But in the evening Championship match Hero Neo Teppen claimed the belt, after enlisting help from Powa Ranjuru (whose previous match against Gomi-Man was cancelled) and long-time rogue favorite Kung Fu Chicken Noodle to defeat Uchu Chu, leader of the space bugs, and to recover the stolen Baby Space Deviler. Peace had, sort of, returned to the Kaiju arena.
Gii The Space Pirate readies an attack.
Photos by Gina Cappiello
