You’ve already ordered your Kate-and-William-themed commemorative plates and sadly discovered that your replica ring-pop is not edible and therefore lame. It seems like you’re fully prepared for the pomp-and-circumstance-filled hitching of Prince William and Catherine Middleton, which kicks off tomorrow morning at 11 a.m. London time. But you’re never really ready for any wedding without a good set of jams, which is why CMJ has compiled some sweet, sexy tunes as our gift to the Royal Wedding.


No, not for the epic Westminster Abbey walk. We’re talking after-party. The post-ceremony festivities are where the magic happens, whether you’re making your boots move on the dance floor or knocking them late night. Are we right, royals? Fist-bump. You’re welcome.


“Victoria” by the Kinks, as interpreted by the Fall


Patriotism is important in a loving relationship.


“Close The Door” by Teddy Pendergrass


Royals have servants to close their doors, but they make their own sex, right?


“Little Willy” by the Sweet


Because you can’t push Willy round! He wears the crown.


“Run’s House” by Run-D.M.C.


As sung by Kate Middleton who, royalty or not, will be doing some castle domination after tomorrow.


“Lemme Smang It” by Yung Humma Feat. Flynt Flossy


For when shit gets real. Real awkward.