This is what happens when you leave Macaulay Culkin home alone. He does things like use his iPhone to make mescaline-infused movies with Adam Green. He DJs parties, also using his iPhone. And he forms Velvet Underground cover bands where every song has been transformed into an ode to pizza. They call themselves the Pizza Underground, and their recently released demo tape features cheesy tracks like Papa John Says, All The Pizza Parties and Take A Bite Of The Wild Slice. Sweet Jane has just become Pizza: “Standing on the corner, pizza in my hand/Jack is eatin’ cheese and Jane she’s eatin’ P’Zone and me, I’m in a pizza band.” Can’t argue with that. Listen in below, but not while you’re hungry.