The best thing that’s going to happen this week might have already happened. Saint Pepsi has a new track, and it’s called Bieber. It’s a silken, tongue-in-cheek nod to you know who, sampling the Biebs’s song Boyfriend, and chopping and buzz-cutting it into an arcade-addled seduction track. And check out that cover art! Daaaamn. In the words of one SoundCloud commenter, “I’m crying.”