"Get a cronut and spit off the side of the Williamsburg bridge."
"We have a BFA in overcompensating."
"But then again I don’t really like Drake."
"CMJ is a bellwether festival for NYC, and it's great to be involved this year. "
"We're a pretty decent gang to hang around with, if we may say so ourselves."
"I'll probably try out for the New York Knicks. I don't think they have a very good point guard on their roster at the moment."
"The worst thing that’s been said about our band is that our music video is too good."
Ramble tunes for sometimes grumpy loners
"Demand love and affection from my cat, Whoopi 'Storm' Goldberg II."
"There's some really good ramen in NYC, and I think about it pretty continuously when I am not there."
"A bombastic party with whiskey poured all over your pants."
"High speed taxi chase. Mistaken identities. Mysterious Eastern European stranger."
"I blank anytime I'm given too much freedom in interview questions."
"Our sets at CMJ will be some of the last we do as a three-piece."
"He's a real maestro when it comes to swearing in front of a paying audience."