"I'll probably try out for the New York Knicks. I don't think they have a very good point guard on their roster at the moment."
"The worst thing that’s been said about our band is that our music video is too good."
Ramble tunes for sometimes grumpy loners
"Demand love and affection from my cat, Whoopi 'Storm' Goldberg II."
"There's some really good ramen in NYC, and I think about it pretty continuously when I am not there."
"A bombastic party with whiskey poured all over your pants."
"High speed taxi chase. Mistaken identities. Mysterious Eastern European stranger."
"I blank anytime I'm given too much freedom in interview questions."
"Our sets at CMJ will be some of the last we do as a three-piece."
"He's a real maestro when it comes to swearing in front of a paying audience."
From Retrobettes to charmbots
"I could hear him recording through the ceiling before he emailed stuff to me."
The beat goes on...
EVR packs up its troubles
Sophomore album <cite>Dissolver</cite> drops October 30
Debut EP <cite>Eternal Phase</cite> is out now.
Don't look in the trunk!
Plus Q&A with this Italian electro-duo
<cite>Beach Music</cite> hits these shores on October 9
Hound dogs, diamond dogs, atomic dogs, egg sucking dogs? The dogs are everywhere!
<cite>Bicentennial Blue</cite> comes out September 25 on Exit Stencil
New single arrives September 25
<cite>A Vision</cite> is out now
Tour starts this week
<cite>Shaky</cite> drops August 28
<cite>Heartless Heathen</cite> lands October 30 on Third Man
Invasion of the screech people
Feelin' hot hot Knots
RSD announces release list with a panel of famous record geeks
Two trashy trios
Guilty as charged
More like a rebirth
Back from the crypt
This ain't your grandaddy's garage rock. Oh wait, yes it is!
Like James Brown on a Halloween night candy rush